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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
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Stefan Nijland is a Dutch professional footballer who plays as a forward for DVS '33.
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