{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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