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Raymundo Acosta Veloz was a Mexican luchador or professional wrestler best known under the ring name Kung Fu. As Kung Fu he made a name for himself as part of Trio Fantásticos along with Kato Kung Lee and Black Man, a very popular tecnico trio in the early 1980s.
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