{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"To Elliott, from Portland","displaytitle":"To Elliott, from Portland","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7810917","titles":{"canonical":"To_Elliott,_from_Portland","normalized":"To Elliott, from Portland","display":"To Elliott, from Portland"},"pageid":24064851,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/ToElliott_FromPortland.JPG","width":240,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/ToElliott_FromPortland.JPG","width":240,"height":240},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1072593307","tid":"81a6fb92-90bf-11ec-b2dc-f36c098049a4","timestamp":"2022-02-18T13:34:33Z","description":"2006 compilation album by Various Artists","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Elliott%2C_from_Portland","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Elliott%2C_from_Portland?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Elliott%2C_from_Portland?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:To_Elliott%2C_from_Portland"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Elliott%2C_from_Portland","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/To_Elliott%2C_from_Portland","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Elliott%2C_from_Portland?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:To_Elliott%2C_from_Portland"}},"extract":"To: Elliott, From: Portland is a 2006 tribute album to Elliott Smith that contains musicians from Portland, Oregon. The Thermals' version of \"Ballad of Big Nothing\" was recorded and mixed by Smith's ex-girlfriend Joanna Bolme. Many of the artists knew Smith personally and played with Smith at various times.","extract_html":"
To: Elliott, From: Portland is a 2006 tribute album to Elliott Smith that contains musicians from Portland, Oregon. The Thermals' version of \"Ballad of Big Nothing\" was recorded and mixed by Smith's ex-girlfriend Joanna Bolme. Many of the artists knew Smith personally and played with Smith at various times.
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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}