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KMXN is a radio station that broadcasts in a country music format. The radio station is licensed to Osage City, Kansas, and the station serves the Topeka and Lawrence areas. The station is currently owned by Great Plains Media. The station has rimshot coverage into Johnson County, KS and the western KC metro.
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Burning Off Impurities is the third studio album by American experimental rock band Grails, released on Temporary Residence Limited in 2007.
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